Bookless in Bangalore

Look look look
Under the stone there's a book
What is inside I want to know
Why don't you see and bring it to show

Now I have seen
But I will be mean
What will you pay
If I say?

Money is just paper used by the greedy
Yet if you have none of it you are needy
All I can give are blessings so pure
Most of your worries and trouble that will cure

What can I say
to a statement that may
(I hope) take you to hell
Well "Unless you pay,I wont tell"

All I can give you are some cookies
that is more important than a few rupees
You will accept this offer I am certain
Else my life will go down in a curtain

Oh my dear mate
How long will you wait
Hope you live forever
And know the answer never

Mates are people who do not say never
Neither do they ask for money gold or silver
Mate of mine you are not a crook
Do not tell just bring me the book

There are no crooked ways
Just a full circle and 360 rays
Though you refused to pay
I will tell it anyway

All the book has has to say
is that, it will finally pay
If you learn now that
"Curiosity killed the cat"...:-)

Microwaves

According to a recent survey conducted the deadliest of all diseases is yet to be discovered.Just moments after the paper was published we got our microwave assignment!!!

This has been the worst fear of mankind..The ugliest of all sicknesses...The biggest pain of life...It doesn't just cause the person infected terrible pain but is a huge headache for google which houses no information on this prehistoric barbaric subject!!!!

Unfortunately there is neither any cure for it nor any vaccine..The only hope for the survival of our race lies on the eradication of this strain of nonsense....

Will post again if I get out of this review alive..............

Why??

Why why why???
However hard I try...
I never know why??
I ask the question 'why'??