A fat man's fantasy

"I wish I were ,
but obviously a thin man!"

So it starts,
the end of ecstacy,
And begins,
a Fat man's fantasy..

Got up at six,
"Hey ! What is this ?"
"Why are there 2 bedsheets ? "
"Oh no ! This is my xxxxL sleeves.."

It had to be a dream,
for I had lost all of it !!
But, the weighing machine
proved me " Thin and Lean "

So the day began,
It was blowing hard,
The wind..
Oh God, too hard..

"But I thank God
for now I am whole!"
No sooner I said this,
I fell into a hole..A manhole..

Water here, water there,
Water everywhere..

I started running,
no..swimming,
no..floating,
no wait, "What is this? "
" I am drifting !"
"Where is Newton? "
I mean " Where is gravity ? "

Then I realised,
God DOES Exist,
for my wildest of dreams was coming true!!
In all form and hue..
I was becoming thinner,
And thinner,
And still thinner..

It continued..
One moment I became a stick,
the next a toothpick.

After God's hit,
came Physics..
First left statics,
And in came dynamics..

Then entered Broglie factor,
With his dual nature,
His goddamned notion....
for then, left particle matter,
and I became a wave motion..

And I realised
what had happened,
I had become a solution,
to the Schrodinger equation..

Then struck
the hated thermodynamics,
Entropy increased,
And increased..

And then came,
The BIG BANG!!

Got up at six,
" Hey! What is this ? "

So I say..
" When there is a will,there is a way!!
Only when there is food is it a day !!"

So it ends,
The fantasy,
And begins A fat man's ecstacy!!!!..;-)

WISHES

I wish I knew…
What I had wished to know..
Or..
Whether I knew what I had to wish for..

I got as confused
As you just did..

So I stopped wishing..
For the knowledge of wish making ;-)

Why “ACTING”??

Hopelessness was clearly scribbled all over my little brain. So I decided to seek the vastness of nature to redefine my existence.

I looked up at the sky and it seemed to reflect exactly what I was feeling (the exact state of mind I was in). BLUE in bold times new roman. And the absence of the clouds, which are said to have that imaginary silver lining, seemed to underline it. Having been reminded of the miserable state I was in, I decided not to look anymore.

I decided to listen to the chirping of the birds instead. They seemed to be telepathic, reading out my thoughts. CONFUSION in capital. Either they were in the habit of cutting each other in mid sentence or were just performing a play and had conveniently forgotten their cues. Whatever it is, they forced me to reconsider my decision to listen.

Then I decided to stop making decisions and take action. So I started acting..;-)

Circle

Higher and higher it rose

Through the clouds and more

It met god in the end

And thought it was over

But god laughed and said

This is the beginning

You just met your creator

Journey starts here to meet the end………………

Then there was the push

Lower and lower it fell

“Push push and harder you push”

To welcome the lively hush!!

With tears in its eyes

Amongst reddened thighs

Embracing “no truth and all lies”

Out comes the child and cries…………………….

Bookless in Bangalore

Look look look
Under the stone there's a book
What is inside I want to know
Why don't you see and bring it to show

Now I have seen
But I will be mean
What will you pay
If I say?

Money is just paper used by the greedy
Yet if you have none of it you are needy
All I can give are blessings so pure
Most of your worries and trouble that will cure

What can I say
to a statement that may
(I hope) take you to hell
Well "Unless you pay,I wont tell"

All I can give you are some cookies
that is more important than a few rupees
You will accept this offer I am certain
Else my life will go down in a curtain

Oh my dear mate
How long will you wait
Hope you live forever
And know the answer never

Mates are people who do not say never
Neither do they ask for money gold or silver
Mate of mine you are not a crook
Do not tell just bring me the book

There are no crooked ways
Just a full circle and 360 rays
Though you refused to pay
I will tell it anyway

All the book has has to say
is that, it will finally pay
If you learn now that
"Curiosity killed the cat"...:-)

Microwaves

According to a recent survey conducted the deadliest of all diseases is yet to be discovered.Just moments after the paper was published we got our microwave assignment!!!

This has been the worst fear of mankind..The ugliest of all sicknesses...The biggest pain of life...It doesn't just cause the person infected terrible pain but is a huge headache for google which houses no information on this prehistoric barbaric subject!!!!

Unfortunately there is neither any cure for it nor any vaccine..The only hope for the survival of our race lies on the eradication of this strain of nonsense....

Will post again if I get out of this review alive..............

Why??

Why why why???
However hard I try...
I never know why??
I ask the question 'why'??