A fat man's fantasy

"I wish I were ,
but obviously a thin man!"

So it starts,
the end of ecstacy,
And begins,
a Fat man's fantasy..

Got up at six,
"Hey ! What is this ?"
"Why are there 2 bedsheets ? "
"Oh no ! This is my xxxxL sleeves.."

It had to be a dream,
for I had lost all of it !!
But, the weighing machine
proved me " Thin and Lean "

So the day began,
It was blowing hard,
The wind..
Oh God, too hard..

"But I thank God
for now I am whole!"
No sooner I said this,
I fell into a hole..A manhole..

Water here, water there,
Water everywhere..

I started running,
no..swimming,
no..floating,
no wait, "What is this? "
" I am drifting !"
"Where is Newton? "
I mean " Where is gravity ? "

Then I realised,
God DOES Exist,
for my wildest of dreams was coming true!!
In all form and hue..
I was becoming thinner,
And thinner,
And still thinner..

It continued..
One moment I became a stick,
the next a toothpick.

After God's hit,
came Physics..
First left statics,
And in came dynamics..

Then entered Broglie factor,
With his dual nature,
His goddamned notion....
for then, left particle matter,
and I became a wave motion..

And I realised
what had happened,
I had become a solution,
to the Schrodinger equation..

Then struck
the hated thermodynamics,
Entropy increased,
And increased..

And then came,
The BIG BANG!!

Got up at six,
" Hey! What is this ? "

So I say..
" When there is a will,there is a way!!
Only when there is food is it a day !!"

So it ends,
The fantasy,
And begins A fat man's ecstacy!!!!..;-)

WISHES

I wish I knew…
What I had wished to know..
Or..
Whether I knew what I had to wish for..

I got as confused
As you just did..

So I stopped wishing..
For the knowledge of wish making ;-)

Why “ACTING”??

Hopelessness was clearly scribbled all over my little brain. So I decided to seek the vastness of nature to redefine my existence.

I looked up at the sky and it seemed to reflect exactly what I was feeling (the exact state of mind I was in). BLUE in bold times new roman. And the absence of the clouds, which are said to have that imaginary silver lining, seemed to underline it. Having been reminded of the miserable state I was in, I decided not to look anymore.

I decided to listen to the chirping of the birds instead. They seemed to be telepathic, reading out my thoughts. CONFUSION in capital. Either they were in the habit of cutting each other in mid sentence or were just performing a play and had conveniently forgotten their cues. Whatever it is, they forced me to reconsider my decision to listen.

Then I decided to stop making decisions and take action. So I started acting..;-)