A fat man's fantasy

"I wish I were ,
but obviously a thin man!"

So it starts,
the end of ecstacy,
And begins,
a Fat man's fantasy..

Got up at six,
"Hey ! What is this ?"
"Why are there 2 bedsheets ? "
"Oh no ! This is my xxxxL sleeves.."

It had to be a dream,
for I had lost all of it !!
But, the weighing machine
proved me " Thin and Lean "

So the day began,
It was blowing hard,
The wind..
Oh God, too hard..

"But I thank God
for now I am whole!"
No sooner I said this,
I fell into a hole..A manhole..

Water here, water there,
Water everywhere..

I started running,
no..swimming,
no..floating,
no wait, "What is this? "
" I am drifting !"
"Where is Newton? "
I mean " Where is gravity ? "

Then I realised,
God DOES Exist,
for my wildest of dreams was coming true!!
In all form and hue..
I was becoming thinner,
And thinner,
And still thinner..

It continued..
One moment I became a stick,
the next a toothpick.

After God's hit,
came Physics..
First left statics,
And in came dynamics..

Then entered Broglie factor,
With his dual nature,
His goddamned notion....
for then, left particle matter,
and I became a wave motion..

And I realised
what had happened,
I had become a solution,
to the Schrodinger equation..

Then struck
the hated thermodynamics,
Entropy increased,
And increased..

And then came,
The BIG BANG!!

Got up at six,
" Hey! What is this ? "

So I say..
" When there is a will,there is a way!!
Only when there is food is it a day !!"

So it ends,
The fantasy,
And begins A fat man's ecstacy!!!!..;-)